Why watch reality TV when I can just open my blinds and look out my window to all the reality I can handle?

“The crawl is the perfect word to describe how slow swimming is—even though it’s…”

“There were yogurt-colored clouds that afternoon, and I was there, blotting out …”

“A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!
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“I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky…”