William Penn would be a great pen name. But for love letters to manicured lawns, trees, and benches, the best name would be Nicholas Parks.

“It’s hard to steal somebody’s shoes while they are wearing them and not have th…”

“Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day…”

“My coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a t…”

“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”