With all of the seats empty, you could pretend everyone's just gone to the bathroom. Auteur: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days. ” “If you just worked hard enough. If you just learned enough. Ran fast enough. Ev…” “He was assaulting the world by assaulting himself.” “We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten i…”