With Mildred Feeblemeister dead, I’m now the world’s 77th greatest grandmother.

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”

“I'm sort of a girly guy in that I love cats, rainbows, sunsets, flowers, trees,…”

“With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives…”

“Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, ki…”