With my wedding photography business, I want repeat customers. So hooray for divorce! That’s why I take lots of pictures—of cheating spouses.

“I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.”

“Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like…”

“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a moto…”

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone ov…”