With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

“I didn’t have time to bury the money. All my precious time was taken up burying…”

“I just acquired a choir. I bought it for a song.”

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway.”