Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in …”

“Question for your life: If love existed an octave above where your vocal range …”

“I want to open a wheat/dairy factory. Bread and butter will be my bread and but…”

“How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same thing…”