Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

“One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture de…”

“I’d rather be snorkeling in the sea of love. But instead I’m stuck here, in a f…”

“A brick could be used to create a new society, a perfect society, where there i…”

“I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my mon…”