Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually more reasonable?

“A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very …”

“If I told you I don’t tell lies, that itself would be a lie.”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just comm…”