Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel lonely even if I were surrounded by 11 clones of myself.

“A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smit…”

“I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.”

“Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 
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“I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.”