Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his ear off.

“I wrote a coded love note in my report for work. All the letters you need to re…”

“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosper…”

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”

“I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confus…”