Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”

“Panic juice—try not to choke while chugging it.”

“Designing an airplane and modeling it after an ostrich is a stretch, but I’ve a…”

“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will b…”