Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”

“Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook roman…”

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

“Money's scarceTimes are hardHere's your fuckingXmas card”