Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).


“I’ll tell myself whatever I need to hear to stop listening.”

“How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I p…”

“I’m not a king, but you can call me His Royal Hoorayness. If you did that, I’d …”

“In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink o…”