Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.

“There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperwar…”

“-I’m looking for a man—
-There are several suspects in Topeka, Ks. that match t…”

“If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the…”