Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.

“It’s not enough to be the best. You also have to be seen by the most. A masterp…”

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

“Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point…”

“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference…”