Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

“An' you told him what I said about a verbal contract not being worth the paper …”

“The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the de…”

“That, lad," he said proudly, "was some of the worst poetry I have heard for a l…”

“Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.”