Yeah, but you’re both offending me with all this love-dovey crap. Get a room. No wait, don’t. Separate rooms. Both of you! (Jesse)

“Please don’t let it be another cop. I’m outta bail money. Wait a minute…I could…”

“And when it comes to questioning people, I have a lot more finesse than High Ki…”

“Looks like I’m going to ruin your day, Big Boy. I choose to live my crappy life…”

“We don't have a choice in how or when our bad days will blindside us. But what …”