Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

“But I want to stay here. (Jeff)And people in hell want ice water and if you don…”

“I think it's great that they can come in and suck us dry. Remind me to leave my…”

“You’re going to share a Moon Pie? Now? You know you can’t get any more of those…”

“Nick: How? Are you a vampire or something? What made you immortal?Acheron: Real…”