Yes, Severus does seem the type, doesn't he? So useful to have him swooping around like an overgrown bat.

“STEALING THE CAR, I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SURPRISED IF THEY’D EXPELLED YOU, YOU WA…”

“No man or woman alive, magical or not, has ever escaped some form of injury, wh…”

“Fifty?” Harry gasped.“Fifty points each,” said Professor McGonagall, breathing …”

“Both could feel the relationship crumbling to pieces beneath the weight of ever…”