Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.

“A skyscraper is to a brick as a pyramid is to____________A) a vagina, B) a part…”

“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, ma…”

“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that br…”

“When I burp I’m not just pushing polluted air into the world—no, I’m espousing …”