You are going to do this voluntarily, Mr. Constant, so that the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent can have a drama of dignified self-sacrifice to remember and ponder through all time.

“The Bible may be the Greatest Story Ever Told, but the most popular story you c…”

“Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel.…”

“You will last a lot longer, if you don't try to sing.”

“I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be…”