You are in trouble,' I said slowly, emphasizing each word. 'Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.

“When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answ…”

“I'm a pro at weird.”

“What the hell, I decided.”

“What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today …”