You can believe history books when they tell you when wars were fought. You just can’t trust them as to why. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if…” “It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.” “I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. ” “I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness c…”