You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came with a side order of fries and a large Dr. Pepper.

“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the s…”

“I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.”

“The closer I get, the faster I have to go. Otherwise, I might be late to the ve…”

“What do I do for fun? Well, I’d love to get into the bank robbing business, but…”