You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you’re red in the face. And ass.

“When I was a kid, I’d leave my door cracked with a piece of lint on top, and if…”

“I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.”

“I once went toe to toe with an international thumb war champion.”

“My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join m…”