You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.

“If you’re tired of taking one step forward and two steps back, just turn around…”

“Trying to put a baby back in the womb is like trying to convert a butterfly int…”

“I went to a gun range and shot a man made out of paper. That paper man must hav…”

“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”