You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble.

“For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such …”

“It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money …”

“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

“No sin, no crime, then extinction not earned.”