You cannot con an honest man.

“I love being a pavement artist; seriously, I do. It's like when guys who would …”

“You switched the days," I said, dismayed. "You blew the tire. You..." I trailed…”

“It was epic. It was awkward. It was epically awkward.”

“Because even though the truth can set you free, that doesn't mean it won't be p…”