You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).

“A brick could be used to stop people from reading my book. Just place the brick…”

“Quaqua—the sound one’s soul squeals when seducing one’s own clown. (Not to be h…”

“I just invented a new light that shuts off automatically when an ugly person wa…”

“I could inject a brick in each of my butt cheeks and then be like ancient Greec…”