You can't change the rules and think everyone else is just going to keep playing.

“You sure you won't come?' she asks. She always asks when she's going out with D…”

“Now I'm standing in black stiletto heels in the middle of a Norman Rockwell pai…”

“Was the cake at least good?” He knows where my heart lies.”

“And that's the most confusing part - figuring out what's true.”