You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to read the body language that people’s homes present.

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”

“She’s my compliment. That’s a kind way of saying I’m lacking.”

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”

“If I had a half, I’d split it in half and share it with you. That’s love. Then …”