You don’t have to visit an asylum to see insanity. All you have to do is visit Washington DC.

“Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen,…”

“My leadership style can be summed up in one word: Follower.”

“I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none…”

“I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ri…”