You fucking knew that fucking cunt would fuck some cunt.

“Begbie doesnae even notice; he's in his element, particularly good at funerals …”

“Ah don’t really know, Tam, ah jist dinnae. It kinday makes things seem mair rea…”

“So she's wipin spunk offay her face, gaun aw fuckin panicky, `Whae wis that, wi…”

“Now there is apparently a causal link between heroin addiction and vegetarianis…”