You get all these friends just when you don’t need friends anymore.

“I laughed and pointed out that "Hash Browns Mean Nothing Without You" was a pre…”

“I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja," I said"You're just a really …”

“She said 'I love you' as if it were a secret, and an immense one.”

“Nothing is as boring as other people's dreams.”