You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll also be late. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birt…” “I want to be a politician because I like the idea of public service. Come on, w…” “For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a cat guy. Every night as I go …” “Orafoura doesn’t know shit about what I said, said Orafoura, quoting The Mythic…”