You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.

“There is no human soul, and I am absolutely for sure seriously not going to fuc…”

“I am John's raging bile duct.”

“No, whether a woman is a concubine to fuck or a damsel to redeem, she's always …”

“At almost every meeting since then, Big Bob has made me cry. I never went back …”