You know, like when you look in the mirror and the thing you see is not the thing as it really is.

“No, really. I can do it. It's okay." Because you simply cannot draw these thing…”

“you say you don’t want pity, but your very existence depends upon it.”

“When a guy and a girl get together, he puts his thing where she urinates and ge…”

“I love you' really is the gateway drug of breaking up.”