You know the saying, don’t kill the messenger? Hold that thought really, really close to your hearts. (Hermes)

“Amanda - "Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Kyrian - "Oh Gods, I just kissed a …”

“Lying on his back, Jess kicked furiously at the windshield. "Damn. It. Break. A…”

“Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)”

“You stubborn bastard. Take it from someone who knows firsthand, there’s a lot t…”