You know what I like most about people? Pets.


“Sunny days are the perfect days to spy on people. Especially at night (offer on…”

“I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemiz…”

“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly…”

“A writer must be a lifelong reader to be good. And if you want to be a great wr…”