You know what show I thought was a riot? Live coverage of Egyptians overthrowing their government.

“I like to fantasize about how far I’ll have come in a year. A year from now, I’…”

“I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some…”

“I’ve demanded of myself to be more demanding of others.”

“What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be aroun…”