You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.

“Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, th…”

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”

“I think homeless people, like rainwater, are better off in street gutters, rath…”

“I tried turning the table on my opposition, but the table was circular, and I w…”