You know what’s right up my alley? Hobos. And they’d better move, because I set up my squatter settlement in this alley first.

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every…”

“Don’t chop off your fingers because you have an itch. That’d be dumb. Instead, …”

“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spe…”

“A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.
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