You know who you remind me of? Your clone.

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were s…”

“I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.”

“I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especial…”