You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.

“I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 min…”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”

“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the sec…”

“I knew a woman named Hope once, and boy did she fill me with her first name.”