You live for pretentious metaphors.

“Interesting capitalization,' I said.'Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capital…”

“Look, you’re right. Maybe I don’t like you the way someone should like you. I d…”

“Love is always a miracle, everywhere,every time. But for us, it's a little diff…”

“Such is life. We grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get ne…”