You make me sick. I think I’ll have to call out of work on your account. Or have that account closed.

“With issues regarding nipples, I always try to stay abreast of the subject.”

“I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of th…”

“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeati…”

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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