You may have to dish out more love than me, but I have more love to dish out. Also, it’s your turn to wash dishes.

“It’s better to say something too little, than nothing too much.”

“I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of…”

“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leop…”

“The only equality that exists on earth is time. We all have exactly 24 hours in…”