you, Perry, you deserve a lifetime of servitude. Eons of groveling.

“Maybe we should come back after we call the hazmat team.” “Great idea,” I yelle…”

“I’m not supposed to be anything else than a man that’s stupidly in love with yo…”

“Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your…”

“He lied. I lied. Any love that starts out under a lie is bound to kill you. I j…”