You see gods have great power, but only humans have creativity, the power to change history rather than simply repeat it. Humans can...how do you moderns say it...think outside the cup.

“One the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign th…”

“Bad Cyclops Lady!" he bellowed. "General Tyson says GO AWAY!”

“Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat…”

“Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt.”